The return has finally come backing! Don't you believing me? Then don't you not. All I saying is that me is happy of everything and everybody so why not we start now? Come on guys, this is funny right? just smile and think of happy thoughs, because...

Walang tataba sa mga payat!
HOMEPAGE NG #BARBERO!!!! AGAIN MAY UPDATE NA!!!! 5- 13 -02
mawiwindang kayo!! pramis!

Welcome and Thank you for your support! As time passes by, we have to say goodbye, but goodbyes are not forever and ever Amen, they are only temporarily not available. We must know now that what ever we spit out, we cannot swallow again (except for...), my point is very clear, crystal or pearl or kung ano man yun, a person who does not look back from where he belongs to someone else when the right one comes along. So, with out further odor, i welcome you to the most corniest, most wackiest, pinakasimpleng homepage, walang java o kahit ano pa!! Walang kwenta dahil walang grapiks!!
HOMEPAGE NG #BABERO!!!! #BARBERO!!!!?!?!?!?!?

Whos's Who??? Hulaan kung sino ang totoong nadia dali!!!!

BARBERO DICTIONARY:
CHUVA - (TSU-BA) a word describing an intense irritation of a person whenever he/she is not feeling well.
Contributor : Raya

EKEPS - (E-KEPS) fastest means of transportation besides puti (the bakang mataba, bakang maputi, the one tulong tulong sa pagtinda, hila hila hila, kariton at paninda... takatakatok?!?!?)
Contributor : Chelley

TUBOL - (TWO-BALL) from the word it self, dalawang bola. (See anybody from the CR for more info about the word)
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

PUNYAL - (PUWN-YEL) for a more technical term, a dagger, for the #barbero interpretation, p--a! Pun---a! Fu-k --o! and other similar terms you have in mind.
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

SO KAKA - (SAW-KEKE) this is a general term describing a persons behaviour, looks, attitude and whatever.
Contributor : Jessa Zaragoza

BABOOSH - (BA-BUSH)~So long, Farewell, I need to say Goodbye! (Sound of Music). Sa tagalog... Paalam!
Contributor : ewew

SHEMAY - (SYE-MAI) When a person is in a state of shock or forgetfulness. (e.g. Nakalimutan mong jumebs, masasabi mong "Ay shemay may nakalimutan ako!!)
Contributor : Potpot

WALA NA! - (WA-LA-NA) it is an expression of the people hearing a very funny joke.
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

BADOODLES - (BA-DU-DELS) If you see a friend of yours, you can call him/her with the suffix "badoodles". e.g. Israbadoodles!!!
Contributor : Cheap_Stalker

CABUBURN - (KA-BU-BERN) new word for the millenium! It means anything.
Contributor : Ombey c/o Potpot

BONYAT - (BOWN-YET) when you want to say "bwiset" why not use bonyat?
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

PROMISE - (PRA-MIS) When you want to say something and you really mean it.
Contributor : drahcir

TUTCHANG - (TOOT-TSANG) Refer to the word Bonyat, but the real meaning, baby bangs.
Contributor : Karmic_AIleen

ASA PA U - (A-SA-PA-U) Asa pa U!
Contributor : Trueblood

TOUNGEENA - (TANG-I-NA) Pinasosyal na tangina.
Contributor : tsarolskie

BURIKAK - (BU-RI-KAK) Malandi, maarte, malantod na walang ginawa sa buhay kundi tumihaya.
Contributor : Cheap_Stalker

WINDANG - (WIN-DANG) nakakaloka. Quenee : putangina nawiwindang na ako!! *padyak padyak*
Contributor : Quenee

OTOKO - (O-TO-KO) Lalaking Pogi
Contributor : Quenee

GERLITAS PATATAS - (GER-LI-TAS-PA-TA-TAS) Babaing Maganda
Contributor : Quenee

KERI MO - (KE-RI-MO) Kaya mo
Contributor : Quenee

KANGKONGKINAY - (as is) OTHER TERM FOR PUTANGINAMO!
Contributor : Quenne

FAECK - (PHEYK) Slang ng Fuck
Contributor : Cheap_Stalker

BOOM SHAKALA (as is) Putok
Contributor : tsarolskie c/o Karmic_Aileen

JIRAPEE (as usual) Mahirap. Ex Karmic_Aileen : Quenee musta ang test mo kahapon? nicole_dash : Putangina pare JIRAPEE!! Bagsak na nga ata ako!
Contributor : Quenee

YESTERDAY ONCE MORE - (ulit) OO o kaya YES!
Contributor : Quenee

SHINTZ - (Shintz) Sosyal na SHIT!
Contributor : Lonlon's friend sa Hospital

OH SHIT! - (Ow - syit) Favorite past time ng mga natatae.
Contributor : Manood kayo ng Universal Soldier 2

AYIS - (Ah - yis) Visayan opposite of ANO
Contributor : Lonlon

PANGGALAMO - (pang-ga-la-mo) Spanish word ng PUTANGINA!
Contributor : tsarolskie

CASPER - (the-friendly-ghost) Ask Tsarol for more details
Contributor : tsarolskie

EVER - (e-ber) Yung mall, Ever Gotesco kumbaga.
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

BOBO - (bo-bo) Mukhang teletubbies
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

POWER - (paw-wer) Kung kamag-anak mo si He-Man yan ang sasabihin mo o kaya parang pramis
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

POWER - (paw-wer) Kung kamag-anak mo si He-Man yan ang sasabihin mo o kaya parang pramis
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

NAMPUGA - (nam-puw-ga) Namputang iniba
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

TAMBLING - (tam-bling) Ginagawa ni Charol pag nawiwindang
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

BUNGKAL LUPA - (bung-kal-luw-pah) Ginagawa naman ni Aileen pag siya naman ang nawiwindang
Contributor : Karmic_Aileen

PUKELYA - (puw-kel-ya) Pukeng may makinilya - for girls only
Contributor : Cheap_Stalker

PUKELYO - (puw-kel-yow) Pukeng may turnilyo - for boys only
Contributor : Cheap_Stalker

TANGGALA - (tang-ga-la) Tanginang iniba rin
Contributor : k0n of #accts

!!WARNING!!

Lahat ng nasa homepage na ito a galing sa mga utak ng mga tambay at adik sa tabi-tabi. Ang magreact dahil sila'y natatamaan, my gosh naman, NAGPAPATAWA LANG KAMI!!! Kaya sa inyong lahat, tumawa naman kayo, kayo din, pag di kayo tumawa, eh di hindi kayo tumawa! HUNGHANG!

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P.S.
Pagpasensyahan ninyo at wala pang guestbook at counter,kailangan ko pa kasing magbayad ng utang ko sa palengke para makabili ako ng pre-paid card, ehehehehe sa mga mababait na mga bata, ok ba? wag na kayong hirit ha, tatamaan kayo sa akin! mabuhey!